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The four Scavo children, Porter, Preston, Parker and Penny, seem to exist to cause their parents aggravation. Incredibly hyperactive and prone to making trouble, the twins and teir brother Parker, drive Tom and Lynette to the brink. They make fortresses in the living room, throw balls in the house, pull the petals off of flowers, get bubblegum in their hair, catch lice, and generally do all that they can to misbehave. They steal from neighbors, hide out when they shouldn't, run their grocery carts into innocent old ladies. They are loud and incredibly willful and seem to get a perverse charge out of disobeying their mother. Everyone knows kids like this, and every parent feels like they are raosong Scavo kids on some days, but few are unlucku enough to be hit with four of them in six years. As Lynette tries to stay sane in the face of caring for her imps, only one thing comes to mid: Thank god those aren't my kids!
